so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
