Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
