How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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