you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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