Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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