remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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