does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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