Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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