the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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