In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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