Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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