Your face is a jimmy john
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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