stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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