So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
