If i come over, it means nothing
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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