would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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