i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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