It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
