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i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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