What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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