we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
