the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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