So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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