that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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