If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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