i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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