oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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