Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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