I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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