shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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