small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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