I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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