like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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