Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so let's talk penis.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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