Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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