Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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