I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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