glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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