All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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