Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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