Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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