he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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