Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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