Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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