yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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