he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Actions speak louder than pants.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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