evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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