So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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