i don't like sucking hair
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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