I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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